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PostSubject: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:20 pm

i need some:L i don't have any, i need some for monday night!Razz anyone have a good one?xxx
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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:22 pm

Aston's one:
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no BODY to go with.

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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:22 pm

ikr, i've said that one like every year:L they always say it's poo. and i'm like HAHAHAH. lol;L;
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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:23 pm

LOL! I find it funny, erm I'll go look at some frubes. See if they have any jokes...♥
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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:24 pm

LOL! okaaays!:] thaank you!Razz
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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Fri Oct 28, 2011 9:25 pm

Why was the boy unhappy to win first place at a halloween costume competition?

because he had just come to pick up his sister.

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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:54 pm

i don't get it...
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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:19 pm

1. What is Dracula’s favourite type of coffee? Decoffinated

2. What is a baby ghosts favourite game? Peekaboo

3. What does that dad ghost say to his family when driving his car? Put on your sheet belt.

4. Why did the ghost pick his nose? Because he had boogers

5. What does a child monster call his parents? Mummy and deady

6. What ride to spirits like the best at amusement parks? The rollo

7. er ghoster

8. What do you get when you come across a ghost with an owl? Something that scares people and doesn’t give a hoot.

9. What fairytales do ghosts like best? Sleeping booty,
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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:17 am

hahahahahahaa!<3
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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:02 am

lool:L
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PostSubject: Re: HALOWEEEN JOKESSS..   Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:54 am

Q. Why don't skeletons like to eat spicy food?
A. They can't stomach it

Q. Why do cemeteries have fences around them?
A. Because people are dying to get in.

Q. What do spooks call their Navy?
A. The ghost guard.

Q. What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A. A blood vessel

Q. What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby Vampire?
A. "You are driving me batty."

Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
A. They're good at keeping things under wraps

Q. Why do vampires drink blood?
A. Because coffee keeps them awake all day!


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